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Murder of Tam Revealed The sleepy village of Alloway was deep in shock on Sunday 26th June at the arrest of the local prominent landowner for the murder of Tam o’ Shanter! The Laird was dragged away by the Sheriff, still protesting his innocence. However, we can reveal the discovery of a bloodstained red cravat left local law enforcement in no doubt. The opulent offender was noted by all the suspects as wearing a distinctive red cravat, but when interviewed, the dastardly rent-collecting Laird was not seen to be wearing his trademark crimson neck fashion - rather he was sporting a flamboyant gold cravat. Let’s hope this sartorial sinner gets his just desserts! |
